Showing posts with label asian food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label asian food. Show all posts

August 4, 2015

I read it on the side of a box...

So I saw a random post on a site I lost and forgot about (sorry) about how to make this great breaded pork with Panko. Tonkatsu. Yummy sounding, right? So I sent it to Miss Rabbit, got the OK from her (because otherwise I'm eating it all on my own, or saving it for a night I need to woo some girl with my awesome skeelz), and got the ingredients.

And then I saw the SOBs just used the recipe on the side of the dang box! I was all impressed. And then? My impressed failed.

So, what's a guy to do? Well, I still made it. And I'm showing you here. Because it was delicious. I even got Rabbit to eat a vege-table.


Tonkatsu Pork From The Side of a Box!!!!!


You will be needing:

(I failed you!! I somehow lost my fancy picture of all the ingredients laid out!)

  • About a pound of pork - I did boneless chops.
  • Panko - Japanese 
  • Some flour-  The box says 2 tbldsp. I did 1/4 cup because, easy. 
  • 2 eggy weggs
  • I did Boc Choy and Rice for my side
  • A sauce you like - Our's is Panda Express Sweet Chili
  • Salt n Pepper to taste

This is how you'll do it, uuhhhh!!


  • Slice your pork into about 1/2 inch strips
  • Mix your salt n pepa into the flour

  • Break up your eggs
  • Coat your pork flour

  • Wet them in the egg

  • Coat and press into Panko


  • Fry them for about 2 minutes per side - Everything gets yummy brown
If you did like I do - Cook some rice. I almost always add some kind of furikake.
Chop up your Bok Choy.

Serve everything with your sauce of choice and devour it until you write a blog post while sitting on the can because you ate a CRAP load of food. Pun intended.

July 13, 2015

Not All Package Food is Bad....

So we all grew up eating packaged food. If you didn't ever have to eat some sort of Hamburger Helper, or didn't grow up thinking Rice came in a box, well, you suck. So does your face!

But for the rest of us, there comes a point where we start to hate them a bit. For a while, I'd rather eat out than to eat from a package of pre-seasoned...stuff.

And then I realized I had bills, debt, and, well, a lazy. So I started picking up packages of noodles, rice, and that sort of thing.

This all leads me to this past week. A coworker was bragging about his fried bananas. Little Asian Bananas (To quote my awesome Cambodian Co-worker "They are smaller (hands toward crotch) like Asians!") fried.. Hmm.. Off to the market we go!!!

But if we are there, we might as well get dinner, right?

Whatcha Whatcha Gonna Need


Bananas:

  • 8-10 small, firm, bananas. 
  • 1 box of this awesome stuff pictures above
  • Some water - Ours was probably about 1 cup
  • Oil in your deep frying vessel

How are you gonna do this?!


  • Peel some nanners
  • Slice them longways into about 4 pieces

  • Mix your batter according to the directions on the box - I made mine a bit runny
  • Dip bananas

  • Deep fry until freaking yummy
  • Put them on some paper towels (we were out :( ) to get extra grease off
Serve with: Honey, ice cream, vanilla something, coconut something, etc. etc. etc. Our plate is gooey with honey!!

Ha so we had a LOT of batter left. What to do? Add honey, a bit of corn starch, thicken it and cook it like funnel cake!! 



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So what did we do for dinner?
Chicken, potatoes, and carrots. Simple right?
But we found another packet... This one is all Pepper and Garlic nommy

  • Chop your chicken into about 1" cubes. I used a large cleaver, because you can buy them cheap at the freaking Asian Market!!

  • Slice your Carrots and Taters kinda thin.

  • Deep Fry your meat
  • Drain like 99% of your oil

  • Fry your taters and carrots
  • Add your meat and make it all friendly.

  • Add your packet of seasoning and cook until the seasoning is all up in that food.
  • EAT IT!!!

May 25, 2015

Wanton for these Wontons

Once, back in the ancient history, me and Miss Rabbit were thinking about how fun it would to run a small diner, or food truck, with a target audience that might include those who frequently used certain substances that cause a bit of hunger.
Yep we were thinking about stoner food.

We had multiple ideas, including simplicity of pricing, decor, etc. But when it came to thinking about food? Peanut Butter and Jelly came to mind. I mean, sober, drunk, stoned, PB&J is where it's at.
But sammiches and toast? Boring. I can't charge for that!

This gave birth to Peanut Butter and Jelly Wontons.

So I'm going to try and add picture for steps now, too. Because, well, this is for my attention disabled friends. 

What you will need




  • Peanut Butter - I like natural peanut butters, or fresh ground up peanut butter. But that's just my tastes.
  • Some sort of Preserves or Jelly - This is what was on hand. 
  • Wonton/Dumpling wrappers. Yep, This is an excuse to go to the Asian market.. Everyone that knows me knows this hurts my feeling. Twist my arm even. 
  • Water. 
  • Optional (and not shown) hot sauce (I use sriracha).

  • A pan for cooking in - I love my wok.
  • A little oil of choice - Seriously if I had peanut oil I'd probably have used that to keep to a theme.
Seriously these might be some of the easiest things to make. Almost as easy as a standard PB and J sammich. 

Lets get cookin'

Lay out the dumpling wraps.
About 1/2 to 1/3 spoonful of peanut butter.
Wet around the edge of the wrapper, fold, and pinch, pinch, pinch around the edged. I get about 8 pinches each.
Heat some oil in your pan (enough to coat the bottom) and toss in the wontons.
When they brown (about 2 minutes or so) flip.
Remove to some paper towels to let the oil siphon off.

The Sauce

This is simple: Add preserves (2 or 3 scoops), about equal amount water, heat for 30 seconds in the microwave, and mix that stuff up! TADA! If you want to add in your hot sauce, glob in to taste, stir it up. This is a simple, quick sauce.

So how hard was that? Not hard at all. Serve it up! There are so many fun things to do with these. We tried with the jelly inside (ends badly). We tried with honey inside (It melts out as Honey Lava and melts your hands off!). We have also toyed with the idea of adding banana inside but have not yet determined if this is a good idea. Please, try it and let us know!

In the end? Our favorites are a simple dipping sauce like listed above, or drizzled with a little honey before they cool off. You can use Nutella, chocolate, what ever you would normally put on your PB&J and then some. It's a simple, easy to change, lovely little meal. I eat about 10. Rabbit eats like 6. They are filling, you get more than enough peanut butter, you get to choose how much jelly you get, it's all toasty and hot.. Really just be careful not to spill the oil !!!!!










January 5, 2010

I eat many noodles.

I am a fan of Asian food.
Then again, being a tried and true fatty, I really am a fan of any food. But for now, a triple decker for everyone.

1: Noodle House in the GoldCoast.
This was a good little place to come upon inside one of the classics of Las Vegas. It's off the strip just a tad, has good prices, and me and Rabbit both nommed hard. The food took a minute to get to us (it's all prepared nice and fresh) so the nice manager brought us an extra appetizer. Now, it was a few weeks back, so hopefully Rabbit will come through with remembering what we ate.
Update: Rabbit came through for me. She had Sweet and Sour chicken, that was good. I had Chicken Chow Mein and was impressed. Our appetizer that was ordered was crispy duck (mmm duck), and the freebie was orange chicken, that was really good too.

2: Thanh Huong
This is a place not far from UNLV. I've eaten there probably far too often in the last year. I've eaten many of their wonderful sammiches, their noodle plates, and of course, pho. This place definitely rocks up there as one of my favorite places to get lunch. It's quick, clean, and close to work. Me and a coworker eat here normally for under $15 total, but have yet to spend more than $20.

3: Chow King
This is another joint near the college. It's essentially fast food. They have sio pao, noodle plates, and the thing I go there for the most: Spicy chicken. They have a schezwan style powder they coat the fried chicken in, and it's just good. It's not overly greasy, it's cheap (2 pieces and a side for around $5), and it's good. The side is rice and a mushroom gravy. I'm not sure, over all, what the deal with the mushroom gravy is, but I'm not knocking it.

These are three quick and easy picks for the day. Definitely make me nom.