Looking for something else: Free Drink Challenge

So, I'm looking for a good place for delivery. See, I'm growing lazy lately, and I want people to bring me food. So I'm looking for a good local place that I can get food brought to me at random times without spending $5.00, plus a tip to the driver, to get it.

I'm open to all kinds of food but shellfish (I want to live past this chance). I mean, look at our past? We have BBQ to pho. I'm diversified in my hunger, and you should help me out.

Who can help facilitate this need? Best suggestion, and I'll buy you a beer/well drink one night at a bar.